Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security…

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       White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller has been the force behind many of President Trump’s hard-line policies,…

       WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald…

       The United Kingdom banned junk food advertisements on television before 9 p.m. and at any time online, part of…

       President Donald Trump has made a number of claims about the future of Venezuela since U.S. special forces raided…

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       WASHINGTON—Claiming that most people only get a fraction of the benefits the “nutritional gold mine” has to offer, Health…

       The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts…

       INDIANAPOLIS—Dusting off the kinetic sand from his hands as he walked with his head held high toward the exit,…