What To Know About ‘Pluribus’
Pluribus, a new sci-fi drama starring Rhea Seehorn, is Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan’s first show since Better Call…
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Hirsute Yourself
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme
LOS ANGELES—Alarmed after overhearing the young girl on the other side of the park fence, rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly…
Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car
SAN FRANCISCO—Saying all his attempts to remove the 84-year-old’s stench from the vehicle had failed, local man Rob Davis…
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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Exclusive Soup Kitchen Offers Free Meals By Invite Only
OLYMPIA, WA—Sitting back to savor the 10-course broth-based haute cuisine, guests at the Northwest Community Center told reporters Tuesday…
‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool
WASHINGTON—Embarking on their self-described “diplomatic voyage” at the National Mall Tuesday while their wives and children waved goodbye, Eric…
Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend
COLUMBUS, OH—Casually minimizing the amount of fulfillment and joy he now finds in his everyday life, area man Tyler…
New Rules Would Deny Visas To Those With Chronic Health Conditions
The U.S. government issued new guidance that would deny visas to applicants with certain chronic health conditions such as…