What To Know About ‘Good Boy’
Read MoreThe OnionGood Boy, a horror movie told from the point of view of its dog protagonist, comes to theaters…
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Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91
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Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
Read MoreThe OnionMESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical…
Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionCritics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower…
I’d Lather Not
Read MoreThe OnionThe post I’d Lather Not appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F.…
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron
Read MoreThe OnionTUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled…
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of…
Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that ignited numerous media firestorms expected to last for several news cycles, the GOP provided…
First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog
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