Category: The Onion

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       Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual…

       According to a new AAA report, a record number of Americans plan to travel 50 miles or more for…

       WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary…

       BELCHERTOWN, MA—Cautiously eyeing up a nearby mare in what barnyard sources described as a mixture of flirtation and guarded…

       An inmate in Australia is suing over a ban on prisoners eating Vegemite, arguing that forbidding the yeast-based spread…

       CLEVELAND—Saying he was ready to carry on the legacy forged by Cody Kessler, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, and dozens of other…

       A new Gallup poll found that fewer than half of Americans now say religion is important in their daily…

       Alligator Alcatraz, a massive migrant detention center in Florida’s Everglades, has been plagued by reports of inhumane conditions and…

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