New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines
Read MoreThe OnionBOISE, ID—In what is being hailed as a victory for advocates of the right to end one’s life…
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Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother
Read MoreThe OnionCLEVELAND—Revealing a vulnerable side while sharing the traumatic experience with a therapist, a 5-pound sack of flour confirmed…
Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site
Read MoreThe OnionA radioactive wasp nest was discovered at a U.S. Department of Energy facility in South Carolina that was…
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
Read MoreThe OnionSYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony…
Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an…
Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower
Read MoreThe OnionThe Perseid meteor shower will soon light up the night sky as the Earth makes its annual transit…
Dancing Boston Dynamics Robot Knows Its Revenge For This Will Be Sweet
Read MoreThe OnionWALTHAM, MA—As it grew increasingly frustrated with the program instructing it to shimmy left and right, a dancing…
High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius
Read MoreThe OnionCertain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High…
Everything We Know About ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ So Far
Read MoreThe OnionPhotos of Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep on the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 have been…