Category: The Onion

       Cameron Winter, the Geese frontman who made his solo debut with the LP Heavy Metal, has been hailed by…

       WASHINGTON—According to a nationwide crime study by the FBI’s National Incident-Based Reporting System, just over 93% of all murder cases solved…

       Each January, millions of Americans vow to improve something about themselves, but many struggle with the commitments they make.…

       WASHINGTON—Claiming that his longstanding interest in the arts made him a perfect fit for the role, President Donald Trump…

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       WASHINGTON—Wondering aloud about whose idea it was to make so much gebakje in the first place, bloated Americans across…

       Disney announced it will license over 200 Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars characters for use on OpenAI’s Sora…

       SAN FRANCISCO—Citing a right to keep their torsos sheathed in windproof synthetic fabrics, tech billionaires were reportedly threatening to…

       The Interior Department announced plans to replace a picturesque image of Glacier National Park on the 2026 “America the…

       NEW YORK—In an effort to bring greater transparency to the city’s public transit system, New York’s Metropolitan Transportation Authority…