Category: The Onion

       FOXBOROUGH, MA—Admitting they may have overlooked some key physical metrics in the evaluation process, the New England Patriots front…

       Shopping for antiques can be a fun, sustainable, and stylish way to decorate your home. The Onion shares tips…

       WASHINGTON—As fewer air traffic controllers show up for work amid a government shutdown that has halted their pay, the…

       CORVALLIS, OR—As he tried to avert his gaze from the stress-inducing pile of letters seeking money, local man Todd…

       WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United…

       Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York…

       SACRAMENTO, CA—Passing the Democrat-backed initiative with a resounding 60% of the vote, Californians overwhelmingly approved a ballot measure this…

       Ever feel like you have a “special connection” with an artist? Like if the two of you could only…

       A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands…

       Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment’s…