Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I was a He-Man kid, and I’m not ashamed to admit…
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened 🍺 Now we stretch our…
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 Tom Araya, the legendary lead vocalist and bassist of the iconic thrash metal band SLAYER, has…
