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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors ofโ€ฆ well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ™„, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995โ€ฆ Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995โ€ฆ Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! ๐Ÿค˜ ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

SADUS Vomits Forth New “Music Video” for “Pain” (As If Anyone Asked)
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SADUS Vomits Forth New “Music Video” for “Pain” (As If Anyone Asked)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Thrash metal dinosaurs SADUS, yes, those guys from the Stone Age, have dropped a music video for their…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece ๐ŸŽฌ (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
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SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! ๐Ÿ™„ Yes, the same guy who once fronted Mร–TLEY CRรœE for approximately five minutes back…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

๐Ÿ‘‚Psst!๐Ÿ‘‚ Did you peasants actually strain your๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ to the very end of that โœจgloriousโœจScream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! ๐Ÿ‘ด iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

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