Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…
Tag: action
Honkai Star Rail Turns The Big Three And Suddenly Thinks Its Too Old For Your Attention But Hey Free Stuff
Get ready for the most epic update ever in Honkai: Star Rail, because Version 4.2, also known as “So Laughed…
Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…
Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…
The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…
Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…
Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…
Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…
METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…