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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
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US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
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New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…

Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
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Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! 🎅🏼💥 If you thought the first Violent Night was…

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