The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…
Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…
Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…
Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…
Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…
AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…
FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…