Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
Tag: action
Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
OMG! ๐ฑ You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…
Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
Oh, NO WAY! ๐ฑ Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yลtei…
Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. ๐ This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…
CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…
Redcoat: From Page to ScreenโBecause the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough
Oh, for the love of all that is holy, Atlas Entertainment and Ghost Machine ๐ป are turning *Redcoat* into a…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! ๐ Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? ๐คฏ Apparently, that’s enough…
Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! ๐ As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS ๐ด๐ตโ Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a โLabubuโ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. ๐ Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…