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Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
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Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…

Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
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Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
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Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
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Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
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GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
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Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
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Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…

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