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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money
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Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

The latest video game adaptation to hit theaters is Street Fighter, a movie that embodies the spirit of a ’90s…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
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White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

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