Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
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The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…
Rural Dementia Patients Officially Reclassified as Spreadsheet Entries Because Ethics Committees Are Too Expensive
Get ready for the most thrilling event of 2025: the RaDAR team explores rural dementia on August 1st! 🚜🧠 The…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…
75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida
CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…
Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…
Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…
Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…
Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026
🧟♂️ ATTENTION, MAGGOTS & MONSTER-FREAKS! 🧟♂️ Slipknot’s Vol. 5: The Search for More Money has officially begun, and this time…