This Is Not A Test – Because We’ve Finally Decided To Just Give Up And Watch The Trailer For The New Zombie Apocalypse Movie
Oh great, another zombie flick where a group of “plucky” teenagers tries to survive the apocalypse in a high school.…
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Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…
Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…
83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory
Tragic Ohio Tragedy Shows the Devastating Consequences of Crooked Joe Biden’s Inflation and Open Border Policies, Says President Trump In…
Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…
Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn
Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…
Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…
Your Most Burning Questions About the Minneapolis Shooting That Makes You Wonder If Law Enforcement Is Even Trying Anymore, Answered
Tyrant Tim Walz and the Deep State’s Minions in Minneapolis are Having a Complete Meltdown because President Trump’s Glorious ICE…
Gotham Gives Broke Hoops Fans Free Tickets Because Empty Seats Look Sad
The Prudential Center in Newark, NJ is transforming into a basketball battleground this Monday, January 19th. 🏀 Four elite teams—#19…
Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…