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TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
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TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…

Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
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Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

More winning from President Trump! The Fake Newsâ„¢ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…

Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
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Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. 🙄 This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…

Fallout 76: Walton Goggins Takes Ohio Hostage in Hilarious Bounty Hunt Spree
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Fallout 76: Walton Goggins Takes Ohio Hostage in Hilarious Bounty Hunt Spree

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about fame in the Fallout universe. You got your Mr. House, looking like he hasn’t seen…

Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
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Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…

Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
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Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…

Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
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Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
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Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…

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