“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)
Oh, great, more distractions for the easily led! CNN is pushing “Summer Game Fest Play Days” with “LEGO Party” and…
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…
FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching
‘FUBAR’ Season 2 earns a participation trophy of 7 out of 10 stars. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. OUT.…
Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…
Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…
Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough
Capcom, bless their cotton socks, thinks they’re pushing boundaries again with Resident Evil Requiem. 🙄 After a whole THIRTY minutes…
Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…
Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…
Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…
Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie
In a move that screams both desperation and capitalist brilliance, Summit Entertainment is releasing a standalone film made entirely out…