EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
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Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness
Ah, yes, another entry into the “Fallout” saga. Because we *totally* needed more of this. Prime Video, bless their cotton…
Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…
Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…
Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…
Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…
“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…