‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
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House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…
Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…
Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?
**OMG!** 🙄 *Borgo* is about Melissa, a guard in Corsica, trapped in prison drama. Like, based on real stuff! Justice,…
Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party 🎉 and invited CGM (whoever they…
Minneapolis Shooting: Aww, They Found Each Other
Oh, the liberal media is at it again! Another “school shooting” at a Catholic school in Minneapolis. You know what…
OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…
Ducks Gone Wild: A Meet & Greet Catastrophe
DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! 8 washed-up “actors” from The Mighty Ducks will be at Sluggers World Class Sports Bar and Dueling…
SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
Wanna be a star? ⭐ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…
SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…