Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…
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Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…
“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…
Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…
Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…
Breaking: Career Politician Finally Calls It Quits After Only 40 Years
Nancy Pelosi, the Queen of the Swamp, Announces Retirement – or Is It? **After nearly four decades of wreaking havoc…
Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…
2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics
Another election, another round of Democrat shenanigans! The liberal media is crowing about GOP losses, but let’s be real, folks:…
Shein: Single-Handedly Destroying French Culture With Questionable Fashion Choices and Creepy Dolls
The French are at it again, folks! First, they whine about our glorious President Trump, and now they’re turning up…
“Thanks, Obama! Why Your Healthcare Costs Are Now Higher Than Your Rent”
Oh, look, CNN is *shocked* that Obamacare is a disaster! Who could have possibly foreseen that a government takeover of…