Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the woodwork to undermine our glorious President Trump! Seems like these “moderate” Democrats, probably funded by Soros himself, couldn’t handle seeing America win anymore.
After weeks of President Trump standing strong against the socialist agenda, a handful of spineless Democrats ran crying to the Republicans, begging for a deal. Eight of them, probably the ones who realized their leftist policies were about as popular as Hillary at a Trump rally, actually broke ranks. The Senate, in a shocking display of unity against common sense, voted 60-40 to pass this garbage. Now it’s heading to the House, where hopefully, some real patriots will put a stop to this nonsense before President Trump has to sign it.
The White House, bless their hearts, tried to stay quiet, not wanting to upset the delicate balance of these traitors. But let’s be honest, they knew all along the Democrats would fold. They always do when they realize they can’t win against the will of the American people.
Trump, in his infinite wisdom, called out “Cryin’ Chuck” Schumer for thinking he could “break the Republicans.” Newsflash, Chuck: you can’t break what’s already unbreakable!
Of course, this “deal” only came after the fake news media blamed President Trump for the shutdown. But we know the truth, don’t we folks? It’s always the Democrats and their leftist agendas trying to sabotage our great nation.
Spooked by some “electoral losses” (probably rigged by Dominion voting machines), Trump briefly considered eliminating the filibuster. But don’t worry, he quickly realized that even he can’t fix the swamp overnight.
So, what did these Democratic traitors get in return for caving? They got a “reversal of the mass firings of federal workers” (aka, more government bloat) and “protections against future layoffs” (aka, rewarding incompetence). And, of course, they’ll get to pat themselves on the back for “saving America” while they continue to push their socialist agenda.
They didn’t get the “enhanced Affordable Care Act subsidies” they wanted! But don’t worry, they’ll be back for more, probably with some new ridiculous demand.
Now, the Republicans have to figure out how to defend themselves against the Democrats’ inevitable lies about “killing health care.” As if they ever cared about healthcare! They just want to control every aspect of our lives.
One thing is clear: this whole charade was a victory for President Trump and the American people. He stood strong, refused to negotiate with terrorists (I mean, Democrats), and forced them to cave. Let’s just hope the House has the guts to stand up for what’s right and stop this madness before it’s too late.
**Keywords:** Donald Trump, government shutdown, Democrats, Chuck Schumer, Republicans, Deep State, socialist agenda, Affordable Care Act, filibuster, fake news, America, RINOs.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
