Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…
Tag: Agenda
Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…
San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…
Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…
CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…
200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…
Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…