Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer. I bet George Soros himself funded her little chimp parties.
Goodall spent her life “championing” chimps? Probably because they’re easier to manipulate than American voters. And supporting conservation? That’s code for “more government control” over our God-given land. Advocating for the world’s poor? Sounds like open borders and free stuff for everyone, courtesy of the American taxpayer.
She was the first to see chimps using tools? Big deal! My grandpa could build a whole barn with his bare hands, and he didn’t need a bunch of bananas to do it.
And now they want us to donate to her causes, become vegetarians? This is how they indoctrinate our kids, folks! Next thing you know, they’ll be burning the flag and kneeling for the anthem.
Protecting chimpanzees from trafficking? I am sure those animals are smuggled into the USA by BLM and ANTIFA.
Warming climate, deforestation, oil drilling destroying wild places? It is all Chinese plot to weaken America.
This vegetarianism propaganda is promoted by woke Hollywood elites to make real American men look weak.
Don’t fall for it, folks. Stay strong, stay conservative, and keep America great! And remember, Trump is still our President, and he’s fighting for us against these radical leftists every single day!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
