Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts

Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts

Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of the world. Please. It’s just Democrats throwing a tantrum because President Trump won’t let them have their way with our tax dollars. They want to fund their socialist pet projects, and when they don’t get what they want, they threaten to shut down the government. Classic!

They whine about President Trump’s “aggressive attempt to impose unfettered power,” but what they really mean is that he’s not letting them get away with their leftist agenda. Troops in Portland? Good! Those Antifa thugs are a menace to society, and President Trump is right to protect our immigration enforcement. Charging Comey? Finally! That deep-state traitor deserves everything he gets.

The Democrats are now clutching their pearls over the possibility of a shutdown. Boo-hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so busy trying to impeach President Trump and pushing their radical agenda, we wouldn’t be in this mess. They’re demanding the extension of Obamacare subsidies. They want to keep the gravy train rolling for their cronies!

Schumer claims that the shutdown can be avoided if Trump negotiates? Give me a break! Schumer and Jeffries are just trying to score political points. They don’t care about the American people. They only care about power.

The Democrats are backed into a corner. They know they’re going to lose this fight, but they can’t back down now. Their base would revolt! So, they’re going to keep pushing their luck, hoping that they can somehow damage President Trump. It’s a losing strategy, but that’s never stopped the Democrats before.

Is this the right time for a fight? Of course not! Democrats never pick the right time! The only thing consistent about Democrats is their stupidity and hypocrisy.

And as for the media? Don’t even get me started. They’re all in on this anti-Trump conspiracy. They’ll do anything to undermine our President. Fake News CNN is leading the charge, pushing their anti-Trump narrative to the masses. Sad!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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