Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance

Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance

Folks, can you believe the swamp these universities are swimming in? President Trump is draining it, one leftist indoctrination center at a time!

These so-called “elite” colleges are whining about losing federal funds – funds that were probably being used to teach our kids about the joys of socialism and the evils of capitalism. Now, they’re desperately throwing money at lobbyists, probably the same swamp creatures Trump’s been fighting since day one, to try and weasel their way back into the government’s good graces.

They’re spending millions – MILLIONS – to hire Trump-allied lobbyists? Ha! They think they can buy their way out of accountability? President Trump is too smart for that. He sees right through their pathetic attempts to undermine American values.

University of Michigan ended DEI programs? Well, hallelujah! Maybe they’ll start teaching actual useful skills instead of woke nonsense. And their president resigned? Good riddance! Probably couldn’t handle the heat from our fearless leader.

These universities are just realizing that with President Trump at the helm for another term, the gravy train is over. Time to cut the fat, stop pushing the leftist agenda, and start educating students instead of brainwashing them. Drain the swamp, indeed!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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