Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America – is considering sending in some much-needed law enforcement to Democrat-run cities. You know, the ones that are being burned to the ground by ANTIFA and BLM. But of course, CNN frames it like it’s some kind of tyrannical move!
And look at this! Some deep-state Fed governor, Lisa Cook, is whining about being fired. Cry me a river, sweetheart. If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the swamp! And Minneapolis wants action after a shooting at a church? Maybe they should stop defunding the police and letting criminals run wild in the streets! It’s all part of the liberal agenda to undermine our great nation!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
