Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that great golf course in the sky. He was 89, but his spirit? Still MAGA!
Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay his influence, but we know the truth. Dobson stood against the leftist agenda, the baby-killing, and the woke indoctrination of our kids. He knew the Democrats were coming for our families, and he wasn’t afraid to fight.
He even advised President Trump – twice elected, by the way, no matter what CNN says – and stood strong against the socialist tide. They say he was against “gay rights”? No, he was for *American* rights! The right to raise your kids without groomers in the classroom!
And now he’s gone, leaving a void in the conservative movement. But don’t worry, patriots. We’ll keep fighting in his name! We’ll make sure his legacy lives on, and we’ll make America great again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
