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Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
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Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…

Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived
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Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! The woke mind virus has infected our computers! These so-called “AI Chatbots” are now trying to replace…

Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
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Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…

Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
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Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…

TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh boy, strap yourselves in, folks! Dan Clancy, the overlord of Twitch, graced us with his presence at TwitchCon 2025,…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
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MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…

Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie
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Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another Deep State operative caught red-handed! This time, it’s Ashley Tellis, a so-called “expert” with ties to the Pentagon and…

Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
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ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…

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