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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
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TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
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AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…

Suno Drops Mary J Blige Ad Amid Authorization Dispute
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Suno Drops Mary J Blige Ad Amid Authorization Dispute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

A controversial Suno advertisement featuring Mary J. Blige has been pulled after the AI music company revealed that the singer…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

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