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Tag: AI

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…

AI Craves Your Table Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Craves Your Table Now

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that some people are using personal AI…

Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Londoners suddenly care about privacy now

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…

Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
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Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…

Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese
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AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Most actors worry about misspeaking during a live promo appearance or accidentally letting a spoiler slip. For AI-generated “actress” Tilly…

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