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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
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IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…

Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
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Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…

Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded
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Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a charter plane that crashed near a remote radar site in western…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
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Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
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Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…

Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
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Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…

Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
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Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…

US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
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US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…

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