Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…
OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…
Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
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Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…
Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…
Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…
Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…