Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…
Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…
OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…
Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…
Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…