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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album
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Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy news? 🤯 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ new album “Vindicate” is a thing,…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
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Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…

Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games
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Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when GeForce NOW decides to bless us with a plethora of new…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh no, it’s happening again! 🙄 BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

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