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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended
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Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

OH NO, ATREYU TOOK A BREAK AND NOW THEY’RE BACK AND STILL NOT BORED OF EACH OTHER!!! 🤯 I mean,…

Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow
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Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Killswitch Engage is taking…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
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Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…

Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…

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