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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ– of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” ๐Ÿ“น for…

Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
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Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ Western European metal?๐Ÿค” I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
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PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ โ€“ Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ โ€“ Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Dean DeLeo of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (RIP Scott Weiland and Chester Bennington ๐Ÿ’€) and TRIP THE WITCH (who?) is back…

Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
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Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a riveting exposรฉ with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…

THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese ๐Ÿง€, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
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Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…

BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
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BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation ๐Ÿฅ Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…

MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
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MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Hey there, metalheads! ๐Ÿค˜ Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…

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