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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer Drops, Proving James Cameron is Still Obsessed with Blue People. I mean, seriously, who asked…

TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
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TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese 🧀, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…

Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
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Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…

Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox
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Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump…

Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
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Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
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Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…

CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So
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CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another sob story from CNN about a “poor, innocent” illegal alien. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a…

ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
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ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…

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