CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So
Here we go again, folks! Another sob story from CNN about a “poor, innocent” illegal alien. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a…
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ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…
National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…
Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives
Another day, another tragedy made possible by the radical Left’s open border policies! A truck driver from India, Harjinder Singh,…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
Colin Farrell Hides in Macau Like a Coward in ‘Ballad of a Tiny Gambler’ Trailer
Oh, look! Another movie where Colin Farrell mumbles his way through existential dread! 🙄 In “Ballad of a Small Player,”…
Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…
Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide
Another day, another illegal alien drug dealer getting a free ride thanks to the liberal sanctuary policies in Los Angeles!…
Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
**OMG! 🙄 Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…
DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…