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In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…
🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…
When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…
Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…
Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black…
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…
James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…
Here we go again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and after consulting with VERY smart people, believe me),…
GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…
