Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
đ¨ BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens ExistâAnd Theyâre *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It đ¸đż So, you know…
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The New âSupergirlâ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Momâs Heart
When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didnât just crash-land â she face-planted directly into the…
Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…
‘Men in Black’ Reboot: Because Hollywood Has ZERO Original Ideas
Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black…
GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
James Cameron, bless his heart đ´, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…
Trump’s Got a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for His Drug Lord BFF Now
Here we go again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and after consulting with VERY smart people, believe me),…
Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
New York â Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…