Étoile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!
So, ‘Étoile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…
Tag: Amazon
Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…
Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️♀️🤔
OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! 👴👵🔫 Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…
🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸
Yesterday was a real shocker for space travel enthusiasts and, of course, for those who signed the petition to keep…
🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬
Recently, it was revealed that Amazon MGM Studios signed a historic deal with Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson, heirs…
Green-Haired James Bond? Barbara Broccoli Battles Amazon’s Bold Vision 💥💀
In what insiders are dubbing «The Battle for Bond», legendary producer Barbara Broccoli reportedly found herself in a shouting match…
🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!
Hold onto your space helmets, folks! Amazon MGM Studios has decided that saving the galaxy from annihilation wasn’t quite epic…