Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good news! But don’t worry, they’ll probably just blame Trump and start another socialist revolution fueled by soy.
Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon, probably a secret globalist, says the economy is “nimble” and will adapt. Sure, just like it adapted to Obama’s socialist policies, right? These guys are so out of touch. AI is advancing rapidly? Of course it is! It’s probably part of Soros’ plan to automate the world and control us all. ChatGPT has 800 million users? Sounds like a Chinese psy-op to me!
Amazon’s laying off people, but it’s “not even really AI-driven”? Yeah, right. It’s probably because they’re too busy censoring conservatives and pushing woke garbage. Meta’s cutting jobs in AI? Maybe they’re finally realizing that AI is going to expose their fake news agenda. Chegg slashing half its workforce? Serves them right for peddling liberal indoctrination to our kids!
Powell admits companies are laying off due to AI? Well, duh! But don’t worry, folks, Trump’s got this. He’ll bring back the coal jobs and make America great again, even if the libs are too busy coding AI to notice. Just more bumps along the way, folks, nothing we can’t handle.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
