Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
**OMG! 🙄 Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”👑, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…
From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
OMG! 😱 The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! ✨ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…
Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…
Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business
Another day, another leftist app bites the dust! This “Tea” app, designed to let women anonymously trash-talk men (equality, anyone?),…
Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…
Wake Up, Macaroni, Cyberpunk 2077 Wants to be Your Roommate
OMG! 🤩 CD Projekt Red, bless their little hearts, is FINALLY gracing the Mac peasants with Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you…
In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…
Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…
Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…