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Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)
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Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. πŸ™„ As if that means…

Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade
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Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…

So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🀣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. πŸ™„
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So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🀣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. πŸ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Okay, listen up, sheeple! πŸ‘ You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…

TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. πŸ™„ I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)
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AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so AVerMedia, bless their little hearts, thinks DSLRs are making a “comeback.” πŸ˜‚ Did they just wake up from…

Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit πŸ€‘
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Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit πŸ€‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! 🀣 It’s a multi-billion dollar…

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