Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…
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Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread
Okay, so, Summer Game Fest 2025, right? We were promised “unannounced” appointments, which, let’s be honest, is like saying you’re…
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…
GHOST’s Tobias Forge Builds Metal Church: Prepare for ‘Skeletour’ of Utter Darkness and Questionable Architecture
GHOST, the *totally* underground Swedish rock band (yeah, right), is gracing the U.S. with its presence on the “Skeletour” world…
3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…
Booze Cruise with Explosions
**Ahoy, mateys! ⛵️ Join the July 4th Boston Sailing & Firework Celebration!** Head to Winthrop for 3 hours of “unobstructed”…
Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…
India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re drooling over India stealing jobs from China because of Trump’s trade…
JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like
Oh, the horror! JPMorgan Chase, bending to the woke mob, is hiking the annual fee on its Sapphire Reserve card…
Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…