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Tag: Apple

iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Elephant Reads CNN

iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back ๐Ÿ™„. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
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5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…

Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
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Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…

Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Elephant Reads CNN

Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…

HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
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HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, look, another foldable phone! ๐Ÿ™„ HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which theyโ€™re calling “the…

Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
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Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! ๐ŸŽ‰ Starring none other than…

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
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Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
Live

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”๐Ÿ‘‘, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win Americaโ€™s…

From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
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From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! โœจ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…

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