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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
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Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…

Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
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Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…

Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
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Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…

Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…

Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
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Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…

Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well
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Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who died on a…

Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
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Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
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Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…

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