NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…
Justice delayed literally until death
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Curtis Flowers, a man who spent over 22 years in prison and was…
Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Jane Doe, the woman who filed a lawsuit…
Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this alleged terrorist plot to attack the Mall of America, and I’ve…
Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…
Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…
Lawyers Request Evidence Saved After Pike’s Execution Attempt Fails
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Christa Pike, the woman who survived Tennessee’s attempt to put her to…
CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…