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You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer
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You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Minnesota man, Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, has been taken into…

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
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Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…

You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement
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You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Live Nation’s CEO, Michael Rapino, had a chat with President Donald…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib
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‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…

Live Nation Antitrust Trial Resuming: Because Apparently Settling Was Too Mainstream
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Live Nation Antitrust Trial Resuming: Because Apparently Settling Was Too Mainstream

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Justice Department Caves to Live Nation in Another Biden-Era Softball Settlement Well, well, well, looks like the swamp creatures at…

California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout
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California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
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Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal
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State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh Look, the Leftist Enforcers Are at It Again! In a desperate attempt to thwart the will of President Trump,…

Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
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Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…

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