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Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong
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Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A California couple, Silvia Zhang and her husband Guojun Xuan, have…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
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Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…

China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
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China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…

Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously
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Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

The Supreme Court is back in session, and I’m sipping my coffee, ready to dive into the latest news. The…

Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
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Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently
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Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of Tennessee’s prison system, Frank Strada, is resigning after…

Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…

NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face
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NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York, where Gov. Kathy Hochul has just…

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