New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
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Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…
ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics
Oh, no! Frankie Luntz, the prince of wishful thinking for the Libtards, is at it again! He’s predicting a “bad…
Big Pharma and Diaper Dynasty to Merge in $48.7 Billion Deal: Prepare for Explosive Relief and Mess-Free Mourning
Huggies to Buy Tylenol?! Sounds Like a Diaper Rash Cure Conspiracy! Huggies’ maker Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol’s parent company Kenvue…
Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…
John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÃœE for approximately five minutes back…
Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…