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Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…

Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
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Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…

Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
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Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Well, well, well, what have we here? πŸ€ͺ On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
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**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…

Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
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Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
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Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? πŸ™„ Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🀒 Is Disney just…

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, hold onto your wigs πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!πŸ“…), is causing more…

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…

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