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Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
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Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…

Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)
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Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another “dangerous” storm, folks! CNN is at it again, hyping up some weather to scare you silly. Probably dreamt up…

Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
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Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…

“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)
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“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, another artsy-fartsy film nobody asked for! The Chronology of Water, a cinematic masterpiece (according to who,…

Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)
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Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

🤡 Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic masterpiece that is Kill Bill is about to get the Fortnite…

Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
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Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

🚨BREAKING🚨: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda, is…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad
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NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM 😂 Prepare for “Lil Sábado” with Michelladonna! A Latine A$$ Variety Show!** Featuring: I’m Baby,…

BREAKING: Old Dude From Whitesnake Finally Realizes He’s Old, Quits
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BREAKING: Old Dude From Whitesnake Finally Realizes He’s Old, Quits

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 David Coverdale, the dude who basically invented hairspray and skintight jeans, has officially retired! 👴🎸 Say it ain’t…

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