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OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!
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OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, great, another movie. 🙄 MUBI, bless their little arthouse hearts, has graced us with not one, but TWO new…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
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Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** 🎃 series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
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35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
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Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Oh, joy! 🙄 Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…

ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration
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ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Ah, the lamestream media at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our border as…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
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Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien resisting the Trump administration’s efforts to keep America safe! Seems like this “gravely wounded” suspect…

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