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Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
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Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
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Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
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Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…

Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
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Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…

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