Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…
Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…
Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…
Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…
Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…
Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas
Ryan Reynolds has confirmed that another Deadpool movie is in the works, because of course it is. The news comes…