Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
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Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…
Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…
Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…
Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…