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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! 🤪 Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…

TV Awards After Party: Celebs Behaving Badly (Or Trying To)
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TV Awards After Party: Celebs Behaving Badly (Or Trying To)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**Celebrate mediocrity at the Television Awards After Party! 🙄 Sunday, September 14th at Skybar in the luxurious Mondrian Hotel! Black…

Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams
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Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sebastian Bach, the vocal gymnast from that band your mom liked, SKID ROW (yeah, that one), has some…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind
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Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🥳 Those purveyors of generic rock anthems, 🎸ALTER BRIDGE🎸, are back with a new album and…

MUDVAYNE Drops ‘Hurt People Hurt People’ After Century-Long Hiatus, Proving They Still Know How To Spell ‘Edgy’
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MUDVAYNE Drops ‘Hurt People Hurt People’ After Century-Long Hiatus, Proving They Still Know How To Spell ‘Edgy’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever primordial ooze they were marinating in – it’s MUDVAYNE! 🤡 They’ve…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

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