CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
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U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…
Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now
Oh, the horror! It seems our polite neighbors to the north are throwing a hissy fit because President Trump dared…
IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…
Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…
Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…
“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”
Another day, another attempt by the Liberal Lamestream Media to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s booming economy! They’re touting a…
Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
Oh honey, 💅 where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire 🔥 of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…
Boo-hoo, Feds “Traumatized” by Paid Vacation
Oh, boo-hoo! These government employees are “traumatized”? Maybe they should try working in the *real* world for a change, instead…
Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the cinematic event of the millennium! 🙄 20th Century Studios, bless their greedy little hearts, has…