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Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
Elephant Reads CNN

Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Elephant Reads CNN

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…

Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’
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Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, BOO HOO, Obama! Seems like someone’s still crying over spilled milk (or should I say, lost elections?). Now he’s…

John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie
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John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

🤣 Oh, honey, John Boyega is STILL talking about Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogy? Bless his heart. Someone get this…

OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, the poor, persecuted left! After one of their own finally snapped and took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk,…

OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
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OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
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‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords ⚔️ and kilts in preparation for the…

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